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Joke of the Day

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."

"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."

"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."

"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"

"What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex."

"What's the difference between a bull and a band?"