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Joke of the Day
"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"
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"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""
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"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS! -Texas Senator Wendy Davis"
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"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."