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Joke of the Day

"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"

"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist."

"I don't get what's so great about hand jobs. She's always ends up falling asleep by the time I get her whole hand in my mouth."

"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."

"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""