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Joke of the Day

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"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."

"My boss said to ""treat customers like you treat your mother"", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails."

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."

"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."

"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"