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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
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"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"What do you call a cow with its front legs missing Lean beef"
"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."
"What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? A tumblr."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency. Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel."
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."
"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"