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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y."

"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"

"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."

"You know what really brings the child out in me? Abortion."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"

"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."