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Joke of the Day
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
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"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"
"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."