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Joke of the Day
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."
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"How did I find out my sister was on her period? I tasted her blood on my father's dick."
"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""
"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."
"Forrest Whitaker turned 51 today, his right eye turned 47."
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""
"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"
"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."
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