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Joke of the Day

"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"

"Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?"

"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"

"I lost my first cage fight last night .. not all dogs want cuddles."

"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"

"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."

"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"

"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."

"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"