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"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"
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"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
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"What shatters faster than your smartphone screen? A newborn with osteoporosis."
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"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee, you racist bastard."