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Joke of the Day
"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"
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"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."
"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"
"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"
"Took a career aptitude test. My results: sports team mascot, bridge troll, sign twirler, petting zoo shit shoveler"
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."
"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."