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Joke of the Day
"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"
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"The job interviewer asked about my previous experience. ""Well,"" I began, ""I got the bus. Got lost for a while, walked down some narrow roads and I ended up here."""
"The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat."
"Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause."
"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."
"What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster"
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."
"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"