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Joke of the Day
"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."
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"I hate when my congressman emails me to ""take action"" on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something."
"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.... Almost all of them replied, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."