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Joke of the Day
"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. Edited for spelling, even though the guy was a stuffy old turd about it. :D HEYOOO"
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""
"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""
"If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."
"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."
"Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"