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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"
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"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."
"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."
"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."
"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"
"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"
"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."