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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."

"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."

"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"If this tweet gets 5 retweets, I will threaten a public official on Facebook."

"When I finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself."

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""