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Joke of the Day
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
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"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"
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"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""
"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"