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Joke of the Day

"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""

"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."

"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."

"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"

"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."

"Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally? He was just two tired."

"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."

"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."