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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
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"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."
"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."
"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"