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Joke of the Day
"Where does the time go?"
Next Joke
"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."
"[iphone vibrates] 3yo: daddy someone is texting you [landline phone rings] 3yo: what is that sound?"
"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""
"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."
"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"
"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."