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Joke of the Day

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."

"I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD"

"Two trained soldiers were in a tank... They both drowned."

"[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"

"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"

"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."