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Joke of the Day
"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."
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"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""
"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"
"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"
"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."
"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."
"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."
"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."