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Joke of the Day
"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."
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"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."
"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."
"Abdul Ali was seriously injured in a car crash & he has been on life support. Today his family had to make an agonizing decision. They closed the shop to visit him......."
"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"
"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."
"You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!"
"A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand."
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"