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Joke of the Day

"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."

"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"

"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."

"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"Anyone can beat a polygraph.It doesn't even have hands."