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Joke of the Day

"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"

"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."

"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."

"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."

"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"

"'Dad, how do you feel about abortions?' Why don't you ask your sister? But I don't have a .........oooooh."

"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."

"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."