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Joke of the Day

"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."

"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."

"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? It thighs."

"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."