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Joke of the Day
"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"
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"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."
"Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn't want to kill it so I just fainted instead."
"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."
"Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy, and she says no to anal, you can say ""youve been up MY bum!"""
"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"
"[dinner party] *removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. *picks up host's dog* *leaves*"
"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."