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Joke of the Day
"Michael Jackson jokes are so childish"
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"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."
"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"
"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"
"Only France would name a city ""to lose."""
"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"
"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"