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Joke of the Day
"Michael Jackson jokes are so childish"
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"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"
"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."
"AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an illegal alien."
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"To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator? A human-sized microwave."
"I heard someone got shocked by their Ford... that must stang."
"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."