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Joke of the Day

"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"

"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""

"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."

"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Do you know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? They taste different."

"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"

"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."

"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""