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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"
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"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."
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"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"
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"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."