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Joke of the Day

"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."

"I told my kids I've never done drugs or been with anyone other than their father and the idiots totally bought it."

"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."

"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"What's everyone's least favorite dish? Cunt Pao Chicken!"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."

"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."

"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."