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Joke of the Day
"Only France would name a city ""to lose."""
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"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."
"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."
"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."
"Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing."
"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""
"My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last."
"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."
"What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."