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Joke of the Day

"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."

"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"

"Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine."

"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"

"When's the best time to see an optometrist? When you can't."

"What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!"