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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"

"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"

"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"

"Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised I should have been more specific."

"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."

"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."

"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"

"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"