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Joke of the Day
"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."
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"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"
"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."
"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."
"GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin."
"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."