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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."

"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"

"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."

"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."