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Joke of the Day

"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"

"I think about other women when I'm having sex with my wife. But I always think about her when I'm having sex with other women."

"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"

"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."

"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."

"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."

"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"

"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"

"I always eat at McDonald's when they do the Monopoly pieces. 1 in 4 wins obesity."