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Joke of the Day

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt"

"Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it."""

"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."

"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower? Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion"

"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."