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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."
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"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"
"How many men does it take to fix a women's watch? Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!"
"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""
"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."
"What do you call peanuts in space? Astronuts!"
"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."
"I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger"
"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."