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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"

"What's the difference between a nail and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang a painting."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"

"When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face."

"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"Getting straight ""A""s does not guarantee success, but plenty of evidence shows that not getting ""A""s doesn't preclude it."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but the real question is how'd they get in there in the first place?"

"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"