185653
Joke of the Day
"Why was the calendar depressed? His days were numbered."
Next Joke
"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
"Why are there ants on my toilet seat? Because of my sweet ass."
"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"
"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."
"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."
"Why don't any pirates live in Kansas? Because they all live in *Ar*kansas."
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
"What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes."
"Scientific name for Viagra Mycoxafloppin"