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Joke of the Day
"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"
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"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""
"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"
"Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry."
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach."
"I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."