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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."
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"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."
"Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better."
"Cum leaves the body at almost 30 miles per hour, which means it is illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."
"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."