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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."
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"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."
"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."
"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."
"Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal ""honey"" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself"
"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."
"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."
"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."
"My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to ""work her core."" I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win."
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"