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Joke of the Day

"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."

"Patient: ""Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."" Doctor: ""I've got some cream for that."""

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants?"" ""Over there by mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."

"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina... France surrenders."

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? No one told him he's black."

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."