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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
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"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."
"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
"Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence"
"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her ""Well now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old."""
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police"
"no soap, radio."