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Joke of the Day

"Why are there ants on my toilet seat? Because of my sweet ass."

"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""

"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."

"What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop? One love me breda."

"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."

"People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing ""Happy Birthday"" at a restaurant for a stranger"

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"

"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."

"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."