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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"

"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"

"If your restaurant order starts with a question, I already hate you."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"

"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."

"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"

"What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified? He gets a little cross."

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"