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Joke of the Day

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"

"Patient: Hey that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax I'm coming to it."

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"

"What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture"

"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"

"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"

"I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength"

"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"