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Joke of the Day

"America is in the labor room right now... Within 24 hours we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."

"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."

"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."

"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."

"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"

"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."