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Joke of the Day

"[First date] ""Ok. Don't let her know you're just 40 squirrels in human clothes"" ""You said that out loud"""

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy? Dootsie rolls."

"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""

"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."

"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."