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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."
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"Badum tish. Hey, so this baby seal walks into a club."
"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."
"Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is."
"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."
"Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman."
"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."
"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."
"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."
"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."