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Joke of the Day

"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."

"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."

"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""

"Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!"

"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan."

"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."