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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"
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"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."
"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."
"A man killed himself to find out what the afterlife was like. He was dying to know!"
"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"
"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."
"Did u hear about the prostitute with no legs? She's selling it for half off."
"What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand."
"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."
"My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time."