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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"

"""You should go with the black one"" I whispered from inside the clothes rack as she dropped both shirts and ran. FINE, GO WITH THE WHITE ONE"

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"*at church* ""Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?"" I OFFER MY FIRST BORN CHILD ""Jim no"""

"Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"

"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."